Jokes

Why was the broom late ?

Answer

Because it over swept.

What's an insects favourite sport ?

Answer

Cricket.

How do you make a tissue dance ?

Answer

You put a little boggy in it.

Riddles and Brian teasers

What runs but never walks and has a bed but no mouth ?

When is a door not a door ?

What can you give away but still keep ?

What belongs to you but others use it more ?

Saturday fun

Saturday Fun

On Saturday 30 June Jarred and I played a soccer game for our Ellerslie team.  We played against Fencibles at Michaels avenue. It was tough at the start but suddenly our player put a through ball straight through the middle of the defence, our left mid came running through, but it hit the keeper. Jarred came behind and then, he booted the ball straight into the goal.Yeyah

Then after half time we scored another goal from a corner, the right mid put a great ball straight between the defenders and then our other striker scored.Then we scored another from another corner by our right mid all of the other team defenders missed the ball and our centre mid booted it into the goal it was amazing. Then the other team scored two quick goals but we defended and attacked well so we won 3 2. What a great game I enjoyed myself.

Statistics Investigation

My Graph about my Planes

This is my bar graph which shows the  plane 3 travelled the longest and plane 2 travelled the shortest than all the rest. I think plane 3 travelled the longest because it was the longest and plane 2 travelled the shortest because it was the shortest.

Perimeter

Worlds best Friend recipe

98L.I. To use the format and language features of a recipe.

Worlds Best friend

Ingredients:
1 have a heart
2 have a sense of humour   
3 fun to play with
4 truthful
5 Always be happy with you

Method:
1 Make sure your friend has a great heart
2 Next your friend must alway be happy
3 Believe in your friend to be truthful with you
4 Bring a friendly attitude and talk to your friend nicely
5 Bring a present for your friend and have a sense of humour
6 Make sure you play with your friend nicely